http://theworldisnotflat.com/taxonomy/term/303/0 en-US http://theworldisnotflat.com/dispatch/2006/01/04/our-10-new-years-resolutions <p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><ol><li><font size="2" face="Arial"><span class="030294118-03012006">Do not drop laptop in a river or other body of water</span></font></li><li><font size="2" face="Arial"><span class="030294118-03012006">Do not wear a single pair of underwear more than 5 days in a row without a wash</span></font></li><li><font size="2" face="Arial"><span class="030294118-03012006">Stay out of Turkish prisons</span></font></li><li><font size="2" face="Arial"><span class="030294118-03012006"><span class="030294118-03012006">Remember that&nbsp;our dog Amos is happy in a comfy bed with Mark at home</span></span></font></li><li><font size="2" face="Arial"><span class="030294118-03012006">Be adventurous with food,&nbsp;even as eyeballs stare back at us</span></font></li><li><font size="2" face="Arial"><span class="030294118-03012006" /></font><font size="2" face="Arial"><span class="030294118-03012006">Keep the contents of our pockets in our possession</span></font></li><li><font size="2" face="Arial"><span class="030294118-03012006">Keep the contents of our digestive system&nbsp;flowing in the proper direction</span></font></li><li><font size="2" face="Arial"><span class="030294118-03012006">While on chicken buses, do not play with the chickens</span></font></li><li><font size="2" face="Arial"><span class="030294118-03012006">Remember&nbsp;that if&nbsp;it&nbsp;sounds too good to be true, it probably is</span></font></li><li><font size="2" face="Arial"><span class="030294118-03012006">Have a good time, even as&nbsp;adverse conditions prevail</span></font></li></ol><br class="clear" /> http://theworldisnotflat.com/dispatch/2006/01/04/our-10-new-years-resolutions#comment General humor newyears preparation Wed, 04 Jan 2006 09:00:19 +0000 leelefever 733 at http://theworldisnotflat.com