Our 10 New Years Resolutions

By: leelefever on January 4, 2006 - 1:00am




  1. Do not drop laptop in a river or other body of water
  2. Do not wear a single pair of underwear more than 5 days in a row without a wash
  3. Stay out of Turkish prisons
  4. Remember that our dog Amos is happy in a comfy bed with Mark at home
  5. Be adventurous with food, even as eyeballs stare back at us
  6. Keep the contents of our pockets in our possession
  7. Keep the contents of our digestive system flowing in the proper direction
  8. While on chicken buses, do not play with the chickens
  9. Remember that if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is
  10. Have a good time, even as adverse conditions prevail

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